This ebullient, muscle-bound Gearloc might not attack on every turn, but when he does, look out! The first playable martial artist in Too Many Bones, Static can meditate on turns when he doesn't deal damage, allowing him to save up Dex and unleash blistering attacks when the time is right.

Even when not dealing damage, he's a formidable foe, with fighting styles that manipulate his stats, break past enemy defense, and direct baddies to hurt each other.